caseyanthonyofficial:

I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker

  • test administrator: when you finish your test go back and read over your answers
  • me: i'm never goin back the past is in the past

(Source: never-look-back-we-said)

He ignores you but you like him. He does nothing yet you fall for him. You miss him, but he never thought about you.

ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables and sadness

tsarbucks:

watching a new tv show after hearing about it on tumblr and then getting addicted to it

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Lana inviting a fan to her LA show after finding out he isn’t going and how much she has helped him 

(Source: lanadelreycist)

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

(Source: vexingholmes)

askneppy:

multipack:

row row row your boat gently away from me

Merrily merrily merrily merrily please just fuckin leave

(Source: ihaveremade)

marcovicci:

wehuntmonsters-heblogsaboutit:

no matter how many followers you have the same 10 people will reblog posts from you

#I LOVE THOSE TEN PEOPLE AND I WILL DEFEND THEM TO THE GRAVE

(Source: deanleonhart)

cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

(Source: baracks)

jackofalltradesmasterofnonetruth:

jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

THINK ABOUT JESUS… Seriously. Lololol.